The door should be closed, otherwise Pilsner would just be pulling it further open. Remember when your parents tied a string around your loose baby tooth, tied the other end to the doorknob of an open door and then slammed the door? Homestyle dentistry.
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
LOL
Zykoic 3 months ago
When the bird stretches your underwear.
Imagine 3 months ago
It looks like he’s thinking about it…
The Duke 3 months ago
I hope he was using a clean pair.
Jayalexander 3 months ago
That explains why the elastic has gone on all my jockeys
win.45mag 3 months ago
Looks like NOW they’ll fit.
HarryLime 3 months ago
Wing power.
MReese 3 months ago
So long, Toulouse Lautrec
Chris 3 months ago
well… good for you. :L
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Pilsner’s just “Winging it”…
(¬_¬)
mistercatworks 3 months ago
It’s better than a wedgie while wearing it.
jonesbeltone 3 months ago
Get some boxer briefs.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
A bird working out with underwear? That’s a stretch.
stamps 3 months ago
Don’t get your knickers in a knot about it.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
Hope that wasn’t his only pair! :)
AndrewSihler 3 months ago
Must be super-cheap underwear, to stretch out so easily.
gliderrider 3 months ago
don’t sweat it Moondog, between the beer & cheetos, you’ll fit into em’ in no time
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 3 months ago
Holding up my trusty mm ruler, I get 21mm for Moondog and 35mm for the briefs so… yeah, those babies are toast.
mbhiggins5555 3 months ago
The door should be closed, otherwise Pilsner would just be pulling it further open. Remember when your parents tied a string around your loose baby tooth, tied the other end to the doorknob of an open door and then slammed the door? Homestyle dentistry.