Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for October 30, 2024

Dress in a leotard and white face. Tell them you’re a soulless bureaucrat and that you are on the school board.

No Pope Zack, very sad.

Dress as a tax return form. You’re sure to scare everyone.

Is Elmer Fudd on that list, you wraskliy wrabbit?

Deeding is really hooked on this. He must live in a pretty weird district because my kids never had restrictions on any of their costumes. One of them is now a teacher, and he says there aren’t any issues he’s aware of.

Wearing costumes and trick or treating belongs outside of school after school hours on school days. I don’t know why or when schools started to allow costumes in school but they should end this practice.

How about: No rug rats pounding on your door begging for crap that will ruin their teeth!

Pole dancer costumes are fine.

We had a Halloween party and parade in the lower grades of elementary school in the 50s. (Elementary school went from 1st to 8th grade. Then 1/2 day kindergarten was added.)

No Pope-ah? Ayee! No bueno!

So sad.

Go as Trump, then…no one’ll notice…