Awwwww come on Dewlop,even you can do better than this,picking on our senior citizens.Or maybe you can’t.Do you torture puppies too ?
But then again,even that might be funnier than this c#%p.
The mites have snatched onto damifino and are hauling the poor tortured soul back to their lair where they will begin to lay hundreds of thousands of eggs upon damifino’s eyebrows condemning the poor soul to repeatedly revisiting this strip to forever make tortured comments of disgust and to soak in the wrath of fellow readers.
Years ago “Scientific American” had an article titled “The Ecology of the Human Skin”. The abstract said “The human skin is a miniature ecosystem, with many unique ecological niches, each with its own flora and fauna: the cool forest of the scalp, the arid wasteland of the forearm, and the tropical jungle of the armpit.” (Who says scientists don’t have a sense of humor?)
The article included a picture of a mite that supposedly infests the eyelash folicles of 10-15% of the population. ALIENS! WE’RE INFECTED WITH ALIENS! Fortunately I was able to resist the temptation to rip off my eyelids.
margueritem over 15 years ago
I demite myself every morning upon first rising from my bed.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Eh, just use clear mascara on your eyebrows to keep the hairs in place - that stuff can suffocate anything.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Are we talking Brevis and butthead here? I’m mitey dubious.
farren over 15 years ago
Anything Teresa tells us has to be true, right?
damifino59 over 15 years ago
Awwwww come on Dewlop,even you can do better than this,picking on our senior citizens.Or maybe you can’t.Do you torture puppies too ? But then again,even that might be funnier than this c#%p.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
The mites have snatched onto damifino and are hauling the poor tortured soul back to their lair where they will begin to lay hundreds of thousands of eggs upon damifino’s eyebrows condemning the poor soul to repeatedly revisiting this strip to forever make tortured comments of disgust and to soak in the wrath of fellow readers.
plight over 15 years ago
What does live in your eyebrows, pet?
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
Years ago “Scientific American” had an article titled “The Ecology of the Human Skin”. The abstract said “The human skin is a miniature ecosystem, with many unique ecological niches, each with its own flora and fauna: the cool forest of the scalp, the arid wasteland of the forearm, and the tropical jungle of the armpit.” (Who says scientists don’t have a sense of humor?)
The article included a picture of a mite that supposedly infests the eyelash folicles of 10-15% of the population. ALIENS! WE’RE INFECTED WITH ALIENS! Fortunately I was able to resist the temptation to rip off my eyelids.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
I think she’s just a mitochodriac…
chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago
Hey, those mites are just holding my eyebrow hairs in.
sandboil over 15 years ago
Everything I need to know about damfino59 (and his other aliases): http://tinyurl.com/oanf44
margueritem over 15 years ago
sandboil says:
Everything I need to know about damfino59 (and his other aliases): http://tinyurl.com/oanf44
Thank you, Sandboil. He’s certainly old enough to have better manners. Damfino quote: “What goes around comes around.”
Perhaps you should take your own advice…
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
It keeps getting better… first the government than this! XD
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 15 years ago
FA 5/15 won’t be posted until Friday mid-morning. Sorry.
Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
Get off the pipe Teresa! Guess I’ll have to check back after work. (BTW, are we feeding the trolls now?)
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
I wonder what mites have living on their eyebrows?