The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 08, 2024

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    charlenelin1201  17 days ago

    If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Make sense.

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    ronaldspence  17 days ago

    Obviously a burning topic!

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    Digital Frog  17 days ago

    the anty gun lobby?

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    The Duke  17 days ago

    Any uncles in that group?

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    iggyman  17 days ago

    Ants can carry many times their own weight, so he could carry it, but hardly concealed!

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    Steamboat307  17 days ago

    They are making the issue larger than life

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    WorkshopGardener Premium Member 17 days ago

    Conceal and carry what? Another magnifying glass to fry the kid trying to fry them?

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    OddGobb  17 days ago

    Dale carries in case he runs into Sid

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    Gent  17 days ago

    You won’t hits a guy with magnifying glasses will ya

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 17 days ago

    In my younger, less responsible days as a lad I did use a magnifying glass to fry some big black ants. The smell was horrendous.

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    Godfreydaniel  17 days ago

    I never once used sunlight to fry ants, although I have to admit that I did salt a few slugs.

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    Alverant  17 days ago

    Just wait until minorities and LGBTQ start carrying. It’s why someone wants unlimited “stop and frisk” for cops.

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    backyardcowboy  17 days ago

    Magnifying glasses don’t kill people. Ants kill people!! (If they can get them to stay still long enough)

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    DaBump Premium Member 17 days ago

    Totally doesn’t work, but as far as there always being one of those guys, I get it. And the wife correcting him, that’s spot-on, too.

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    ira.crank  17 days ago

    What if everyone was given a gun at a certain age, say 6, and taught to use it safely. Would the world be a better place? There would be less people.

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    zeexenon  17 days ago

    What? My 1950s boyhood secret is out (folks, I still have the glass … I use it to read pill instructions)?

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    Cozmik Cowboy  17 days ago

    It’s “concealed carry”, not “conceal and carry”.

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    Spence12 Premium Member 17 days ago

    Someone here wrote that only cops would have guns. Wrong. Sure, cops would have guns and so too the military. But outlaws will always be able to get guns…. that’s what makes them outlaws; they don’t follow the laws. So the only people that don’t have guns are the ones who obey laws…. who now find themselves unable to defend themselves before any help can come. When criminals know they can be lawfully shot dead by the ones they’re threatening, crime is cut down drastically. In America’s toughest-on-guns cities, crime rates are the highest. And we should be thankful Kamala will not be able to put through her mandatory gun buy-back plan, which is paid-for confiscation of the masses. Even the current gun registration is nothing but a list of rightful gun owners so an oppressive gov’t like Kamala wanted to head would be able to know who to disarm first.

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    tghllama  17 days ago

    If you outlaw marriage, only outlaws will have in-laws.

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    uniquename  17 days ago

    Well, you don’t want him carrying it in the open (where the sun would hit it).

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    osceola  17 days ago

    That’s what the Indians told Columbus.

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