Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 08, 2024

So that explains mink Stoles, filthy weasels.

I wonder how many snakes it takes to make a pair of cowboy boots?

Jason is angry.

The snakes were committed in the making of that hat, Bucky!

I wonder how many snakes it takes to screw in a lightbulb

Fifty years ago, Dad made me a roadkill rattlesnake band for my Fedora.

Hissss…

I hope he’s wearing that hat when he meets up with a python.

Bucky really tips the scales.

I wish that my snakes-in-the-grass would mow it from time to time.

I want to know how the snakes operate the scissors.

I wear cow skin, but then I also eat cow meat.

Which eats more of the other, cats or snakes?

Bucky wins this one. As for Satchel, snakes don’t deserve respect…they end up with the money and power in society already. As Jean Kerr said in the classic humor book, “The snake has all the lines.”

The real mystery is where Jean Kerr has been lurking in my brain for decades. I haven’t seen those books since I was a kid. Please don’t eat the daisies…

I had a pair of diamond back rattle snake cowboy boots, I do not know how many snakes it took to make the pair but they do require more care than other boots otherwise they can rip if too dry and can discolor if you use the wrong kind of conditioner. I also have a pair of eel skin boots in black cherry, they’re much easier to care for. For everyday wear and price nothing beats cowhide.

♪♬ From the snakeskin cap on the top of ol’ Buck

To the heel of his fish-hide shoe ♩♫

The only good snake is a DEAD one.

Can’t you just wait for the snake to shed it’s skin ?