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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2024

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    oldpine52  about 1 month ago

    Oh, sheet.

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    seanfear  about 1 month ago

    and we are glad that you’ve misheard it

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    Digital Frog  about 1 month ago

    Dung nabbit!

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    Jml58  about 1 month ago

    The two “ee” should have been an “i”.

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    TStyle78  about 1 month ago

    Close enough.

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    Zykoic  about 1 month ago

    That’s funny!

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    Hey! Somebody put sheet on my bed!

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    Jayalexander  about 1 month ago

    No sheet!

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    wongo  about 1 month ago

    Rut row!

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    rgulyash  about 1 month ago

    Did you want it on a shingle too?

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    bluegirl285  about 1 month ago

    Reminds me of the classic birthday card where the baker tells the younger one, “I said sheet cake!!”

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    My dad like to say that the mouse runs through the pillows and sheets.

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 month ago

    mark does the best doo doo jokes !!!!

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 month ago

    Obviously said sweet cake, right?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    This does not fly with him.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    He was hoping to go back for seconds, or even tur-ds.

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    That fly doesn’t speak Jive.

    (Airplane reference)

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Sheet happens! We need a party pooper!

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    Tastes like sheet…

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    JHL1  about 1 month ago

    Fly’s name must be sherlock…. no sh!t

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    Cerabooge  about 1 month ago

    Eet is tricky to navigate accents.

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    Ron Bauerle  about 1 month ago

    Have fun explaining this one to the kids…

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    BaronBosse  about 1 month ago

    There could be a ‘nice’ surprise for the birthday fly under the icing.

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    jessebob42  25 days ago

    LOL!

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