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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2024

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Oh, sheet.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    and we are glad that you’ve misheard it

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    Dung nabbit!

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    The two “ee” should have been an “i”.

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    Close enough.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    That’s funny!

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Hey! Somebody put sheet on my bed!

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    No sheet!

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Rut row!

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    rgulyash  3 months ago

    Did you want it on a shingle too?

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    bluegirl285  3 months ago

    Reminds me of the classic birthday card where the baker tells the younger one, “I said sheet cake!!”

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    jbrobo Premium Member 3 months ago

    My dad like to say that the mouse runs through the pillows and sheets.

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    mark does the best doo doo jokes !!!!

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Obviously said sweet cake, right?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    This does not fly with him.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He was hoping to go back for seconds, or even tur-ds.

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    That fly doesn’t speak Jive.

    (Airplane reference)

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sheet happens! We need a party pooper!

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Tastes like sheet


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    JHL1  3 months ago

    Fly’s name must be sherlock
. no sh!t

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    Eet is tricky to navigate accents.

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    Ron Bauerle  3 months ago

    Have fun explaining this one to the kids


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    BaronBosse  3 months ago

    There could be a ‘nice’ surprise for the birthday fly under the icing.

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    jessebob42  3 months ago

    LOL!

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