Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2024

Oh, sheet.

and we are glad that you’ve misheard it

Dung nabbit!

The two “ee” should have been an “i”.

Close enough.

That’s funny!

Hey! Somebody put sheet on my bed!

No sheet!

Rut row!

Did you want it on a shingle too?

Reminds me of the classic birthday card where the baker tells the younger one, “I said sheet cake!!”

My dad like to say that the mouse runs through the pillows and sheets.

mark does the best doo doo jokes !!!!

Obviously said sweet cake, right?

This does not fly with him.

He was hoping to go back for seconds, or even tur-ds.

That fly doesn’t speak Jive.

(Airplane reference)

Sheet happens! We need a party pooper!

Tastes like sheet…

Fly’s name must be sherlock…. no sh!t

Eet is tricky to navigate accents.

Have fun explaining this one to the kids…

There could be a ‘nice’ surprise for the birthday fly under the icing.

LOL!