when I was a young punk teen, my buddy and I lined up to talk to a store Santa in Macy’s, just to ruffle his feathers. He rolled with it, and suggested we be good (hint hint, right?) He was wearing a nice looking watch, which I almost complimented him on, but I took his advice and was a good boy…lol!
sirbadger about 2 months ago
I doubt that your date will be impressed by a cardboard sleigh.
Morriss H. about 2 months ago
Love the security guard dress like an elf.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
She’s a real vixen.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ho, ho, ho, fat chance!
edstraker about 2 months ago
What is that, the Secret Santa Service elf?
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dead at 53!
Over Barcelona today the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.
Eyewitnesses report…that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
(Colin Mochrie)
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
Sssoooooooo he DOES believe in Santa. ..and the sleigh and reindeer….LMAO! Sly fellow…..
wongo about 2 months ago
Did the Elf just swallow a whole pumpkin?
bloodykate about 2 months ago
LOL
JamieLee Premium Member about 2 months ago
But does he have a license to fly it? And where would someone get such a thing?
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
I am thinking no.
silberdistel about 1 month ago
I really love to see Fang in his winter gear :-D looks so smashing❣️
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
No, but he’ll take a selfie with you. Just “sleigh cheese.”
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
This guy is going to give Santa a leg thrombosis for Christmas.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Sorry, it’s in the shop. I had to Uber here.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Santa’s thinking “Slap, or not Slap?” And why does this guy have beer on his breath? burp. :)
olds_cool63 about 1 month ago
He STILL believes in Santa??? Sheesh!
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
when I was a young punk teen, my buddy and I lined up to talk to a store Santa in Macy’s, just to ruffle his feathers. He rolled with it, and suggested we be good (hint hint, right?) He was wearing a nice looking watch, which I almost complimented him on, but I took his advice and was a good boy…lol!
cactusbob333 about 1 month ago
I suppose he wants Santa to fill the tanks on the deer, too. I think I know where to place the nozzle to fill them, but they aren’t gonna like it.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
“Look, buddy. If I give you a candy cane, will you go away?”