The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for December 08, 2024

Panel 5: he’s pudding his foot in his mouth.

Kinda want a lamp like that.

Somebody is really into “kitsch”—and it ain’t Loretta!

He reads the Lifestyle Section to find out how miserable the rich really are.

Why does Loretta get so much abuse from him??!! She’s the bedrock of that marriage!!!

Why does Leroy get so much abuse from her?! He’s the breadwinner of that marriage!!!

Do these two ever have a loving moment? Or must they always lock horns?

misery loves company

now⠄⠄⠄who’s who?

As I understand Monopoly’s rules, the bank never goes bankrupt. If you run out of bills for payouts, you must either grab some from another Monopoly box or use pieces of scratch paper on which you write the needed monetary values.

How do you mess up pudding?

My question is, “What kind of idiot would buy a lamp like that?”

Your pudding needs some tenderizer or a meat mallet.

every once in a while i’ll remind myself that i could have ended up with the gal who thought ketchup was the universal spice instead of my wife, who’s the world’s best cook… ☺

Love THE lockhorns

Lifestyle Section panel:

Maybe he’s imagining what he could’ve been in life.

lol