Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 08, 2024

The government wants to rob Peter to pay the piper.

That’s why he ran away to Neverland.

Just waits and watches his nose grows.

Must be a Toys R US kid.

That’s OK, kid – make enough and you won’t have to.

The accountant’s patience is starting to peter out.

Peanut butter sales must be booming.

But you want the benefits from those who do.

I’m 61. I’m tired of adulting.

I started playing income tax when I was a junior in high school.

He’s a toys r us kid