Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 02, 2024

I’d be afraid of that battery blowing up and frying my a$s.

“Muggar” is Pirate for “Mugger”…or maybe it’s British English.

Who puts their wallet in their hip pocket these days? It’s an awful place and makes sitting uncomfortable.

Better hope there isn’t a shortcut.

…….instant rehab and retaliation…….

26 watts means nothing, try giving him 1 amp

The lithium battery inside my underwear makes me nervous. Aside from that, what happens to me if I’m reaching for my wallet and I’ve forgotten to turn off the Watts in You Wallet?

Back to product development.

He’ll get a charge out of that.

Resistance is useless!

And it will cure overly generous husbands from always saying “Here – I got this…ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!”

Sadly, in today’s litigious society, that thief would have the wallet’s owner in court…

And when your shorts short?

Alas pickpocketing is becoming a lost art. A bash over the head and going through their pockets is SOP these days. The wallet would still work, but one could not gloat as the mugger did the dying cockroach dance.

isn’t there a law about doing that to politicians???

Amps not watts are what matter.

I prefer the low-tech method of sewing fishhooks into the pocket.