Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 14, 2024

few inches and her boobs would have been up into her cheeks

With your eyes up there, you probably can’t see that I’m looking down at your…oh, never mind. I’d be a real boob if I finished that sentence.

Ralph’s right.

Is the surgeon named Picasso, perhaps?

Got stretched just a leeeetle too much!

Okay … and my eyes are down here … so …

botoxic…

One more facelift and she’ll have a goatee.

Do NOT go outside on a rainy day!!

That looks like any work done was excessive.

She now identifies as British after she gained a stiff upper lip.

She’s got a problem, and it’s right under her nose.

You also get that look if you try to substitute tight-tying your hair back instead of surgery. (Or so I’ve been told.)

But does she now have a high Eye-Q …?

( only the Eyeshadow knows )

You think your little kids had runny-noses … now, she required a whole tissue box each time.

Yeah, unfortunately a true facet of life these days, too many people wearing their thighs, shall we say ;-) on their face ! :0

She forgot to plump her lips.

Beau talks.

Overdose of Botox.

everyone needs a little lift now and then

Looks familiar. Several people in the house have the look.

The surgeons name is P. Casso.