Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for November 10, 2024

Hardy Har “Hartillery”.

Impressive

I leave plastics from the laundry around for a bit, for my cat to play. She loves getting inside them.

In her mind, she’s armored, so she immediately starts “attacking” me. It’s about as noisy as a suit of armor, too.

Have you ever been chased around the house by a plastic bag?

Do you need any special permits to have a backyard artillery piece? (asking for a friend… )

How bad is Pinkville’s public transit system when one has to rely on gum and cannons?

I’d never before considered how Heathcliff chose his helmets.

HEY helmet nice but me want to see WOW helmet.

C’mon, Bro. He’s gotta have more helmets than that. There is probably another cabinet off to the side.

Home run

Sonja: Hey! What took you so long?

What’s Heather’s dog’s name? Huckleberry?

Wow

Heathcliff is trying to impress his girlfriend