Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 12, 2024

They deal with this on a “Dali” basis.

Where’s the Cubism truck?

Available now at Weirdmart.

Profits soared ever since they learned how to monetize factory seconds.

I don’t know you guys, the apparent tactile nature of those items seems to betray their foundation in reality, thus negating any ethereal qualities that could lend themselves to true surrealism. Let’s give Fellini a call.

Those clocks can’t possibly run, but at least they’re right twice a day.

Sir Realist. Wasn’t he a member of the Out-of-Round Table?

Don’t forget the faux cow fur love seat sofa.

Ship to El Salvador eh.

When Dali draws a melting clock face, he’s an artistic genius. When I draw one, it’s “organic deficits”!!

“Wait a minute, this is not a pipe”.

Why?? They can’t think of this trash by themselves? JMHO

They are just daliing around.