Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 15, 2024

A cowardly ambushed pre-“shlup” agreement.

Close to Home and Free Range also feature weddings today.

For entertainment value, it’s not like you were going to take the for richer or poorer part seriously

As long as he don´t sit and watch T.V. and drink beer in her underwear.

That’s a standard clause!

She insisted on that clause when she was drunk.

Sorry buddy, from the moment you met her you lost the freedom to do what you want, whenever you want!

And that’s why writing your own vows is a bad idea.

See this why they no read aloud fine print.

I used to say to my poor wife, life in our state was 20 years. I should`ve been paroled years ago……..she told me she wrote letters.

I smell a quickie divorce…

That’s the chance you take when you write your own vows

Good you noticed that before saying “I do.” Come to me, Blondie. I work, don’t drink much at all, and if I do drink it’s only with you.

Why does beer need underwear??

Wait! Has someone updated the good old book with new text? Without any objections?!?!

I made my first husband promise to not do that. It worked, he never sat around in his underwear but he sure did drink a lot of beer! And whiskey. And bourbon. And rye. And sake. And wine, too. And the wine was mine!!! And he convinced our friends I was an alcoholic.

Much “I do” about nothing.

Too late, it was already in the pre-nup.

methinks we’re gonna see a runaway bride here…

The Book of Common Prayer finally got updated.