Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for November 14, 2024

You should try our pre-run department.

Will you be paying with a credit card that has no credit?

…..ice cubes keep falling out of cup when I run……

Running on empty to the nearest gas station.

Skate boards are in the next department

Who said running is required? I’ve had running shoes and I don’t run. I bought them because they would last.

Gift wrap ‘em and place a greeting card on the box for me. Write on it: To Donald, who everybody says is the best runner ever. Olympics runners all agree that Donald is a runner second to none!

I got some of them.

get work shoes….hard to run in those

Curious if I bought work boots, would I actually be expected to do any work?

I have running shoes and I don’t run, walk yes.