Close to Home by John McPherson for November 20, 2024

PLEASE don’t do it into an open jar!

Oh hang around a bit, they’ll switch to “Holly Jolly Christmas” any day now.

Ja Mon !

Jamming – Bob Marley

Looks like Bleeb got jammed

They jarred Bleeb!

I hope he likes jammin’ too!

Bleeb will be “preserved” for future generations.

It would be hard to preserve a positive attitude working there.

Every morning at 6 AM, unloading trucks at Target, it was Wrecking Ball – Miley Cyrus. I was 50 at that time. Barf

hurl a jar of jam at the speaker

Is it seedless?

The food factory I worked in was too noisy to hear any music.

Marley and Me

Must be jelly cuz jam don’t shake like that.

♫ Jam up and jelly tight ♪ My, my baby is so out of sight ♫ – Tommy Roe

Thank you for the ear worm, John. :o)

Sometimes they play “Reflections Of My Life” by The Marmalade.

… or they could play “How sweet it is to be loved by you” with the line “it’s like jelly, baby”.

Bleep better move before the labeling machine!

It’s surprising there is that many humans there.

Whenever I see a conveyor belt like this, I can’t help but think of Lucy and Ethel.

Don’t hurl in the jam jars, please.

And now…Techtronic’s “Pump up the Jam”.

Mind Left Body Jam.

Funny! So funny that I don’t even mind that this song is stuck in my head.

Hurl? At Bob Marley? Are you mad, woman???

There’s a smuckers factory in a town close to us.

It finally stopped, and then they played, “Lady Marmalade”

Don’t worry. Mariah Carey is gonna put anend to that real soon hehehe

I hope their jam does not contain High Fructose Corn Syrup or red dye.

At first, I thought one of the workers was singing; it would have been a great case of “every job has THAT guy.”

There’s a bug in one jar lol