La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 21, 2024

Latinos voted for this, right?

Sadly, in the last two weeks, I’ve received phone calls from members of “mixed” families (one parent and all children legal), fearing that either the family will be separated or that the citizen members will be deported too.

Sorry, Flor. The most uninformed (stupid) Americans in all of America’s time voted in a monster clown. It’s not going to be good.

ON SOME GREAT AND GLORIOUS DAY THE PLAIN FOLK OF THE LAND WILL REACH THEIR HEART’S DESIRE AT LAST AND THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE ADORNED BY A DOWNRIGHT MORON — H.L. Mencken

Vero is on the money. She can’t stand it. And neither can this old white guy. 1933 Redux

Traitor Trump deported his tiny little brain years ago…..

“Don’t worry, little girl. You’ll get deported with them. And me too, I’m sure.”

As for people (of all types) who voted their pocket books: they did not do it intelligently. Inflation is a worldwide phenomenon caused by factors that are not in the control of ANY president (or prime minister, king, queen, dictator, or would-be czar like the war criminal Vlad Putin.)

Forget Young Sheldon, Dennis the Menace should be able to figure that out!

We discussed this yesterday. What if I, a white American citizen, was stopped and asked for “papers.” Many states give drivers licenses to undocumented, no one carries a Social Security card anymore. Now what?

Watch the movie “Born In East L.A.” sometime. Cheech Marin is born and raised here, but get’s caught up in a raid, he left his wallet at home. Gets sent to Mexico where he doesn’t know a soul, and barely speaks Spanish.

Teachers and employers eveywhere: RESIST!!!!!

Over 74 million voted against their own self interests out of ignorance, and some out of pure stupidity.

Sorry Flor. You may be one of the ‘masses.’

 HELP WANTED!!

 Cabinet Positions • No Experience Necessary • Will Train*

Good hours, high pay, excellent benefits**

Send rap sheets and mug shots to Sycophancy Dept., Mar-a-Lago

 Competent, talented, and qualified persons need not apply

*maybe

**negotiated by the unions we hope you’ll help us destroy

Poor scared little girl.

My church voted to be a sanctuary congregation.

Maybe we should all try this approach —

Verses from a longer song, My Name Joe, by David Massengill:

The owner called immigration

Said, “Here’s someone you should know,

He’s an illegal alien

And I think his name is Joe.”

Came the man from immigration

Said, “I’ve got a job to do

Easy questions, easy answers,

Just point me to the kitchen crew.”

He asked Leroy from Harlem,

He asked Cisco from Mexico,

He asked the white guy from Tennessee,

They all said “My name Joe.”

Immigration man he sputtered,

The kitchen crew they roared

And while they were arguing

Joe slipped out the back door.