Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 19, 2024

It was not a deposit. It was an afterhour withdrawal.

More likely a withdrawal

The bag already looks full. He may be coming from the bank not going to

I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book.

The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.

I hate people who watch street performances but never give the artists any money.

But then I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.

Took my kids to the circus.

They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.

We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people…but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, “Don’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.

My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.

Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.

If some dude robs a bank, could they use that bank to deposit the funds they robbed?

Looks like another CEO, taking his ill-gotten gains to the hedge fund!

“Um, he’s going away from the bank.”

That guy made a withdrawal!

That guy was an ID tax collector. He just came from his first extortion.

Maybe he was a farmer on the way the general store. He needed the seed money.

Judge of character…….?

Or on his way from making a withdrawal!

he said people watch. He didn’t say he’d known what he’s seen. ;)

And you’d think Rodney would know better too! Knight? Crime? Justice? Go get’em dude!

No, that’s Trump’s new appointee to head the Federal Reserve!

Maybe he is making a deposit.

If nothing else, he made a withdrawal.

But the bank is in the OTHER direction!

I thought the Id Hangman had a very busy day.

To be politically correct, he’s making a non-account holder bank withdrawal.

At least he is still guarding against COVID-19.

VERY RESPONSIBLE for the safety of others. Puts ME to shame.

Ah vacay in San Fran or NYC?