Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 19, 2024

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    Jml58  2 months ago

    It was not a deposit. It was an afterhour withdrawal.

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    More likely a withdrawal

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    TonyB.  2 months ago

    The bag already looks full. He may be coming from the bank not going to

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book.

    The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    I hate people who watch street performances but never give the artists any money.

    But then I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    Took my kids to the circus.

    They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.

    We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people…but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, “Don’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.

    Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.

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    Piper_13 Premium Member 2 months ago

    If some dude robs a bank, could they use that bank to deposit the funds they robbed?

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    Space_cat  2 months ago

    Looks like another CEO, taking his ill-gotten gains to the hedge fund!

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    paulprobujr  2 months ago

    “Um, he’s going away from the bank.”

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    KBYRD470  2 months ago

    That guy made a withdrawal!

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    DawnQuinn1  2 months ago

    That guy was an ID tax collector. He just came from his first extortion.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Maybe he was a farmer on the way the general store. He needed the seed money.

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    Judge of character…….?

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    baskate_2000  2 months ago

    Or on his way from making a withdrawal!

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    Chris  2 months ago

    he said people watch. He didn’t say he’d known what he’s seen. ;)

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  2 months ago

    And you’d think Rodney would know better too! Knight? Crime? Justice? Go get’em dude!

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    William Bednar Premium Member 2 months ago

    No, that’s Trump’s new appointee to head the Federal Reserve!

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    Maybe he is making a deposit.

    If nothing else, he made a withdrawal.

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    planostanton  2 months ago

    But the bank is in the OTHER direction!

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    I thought the Id Hangman had a very busy day.

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    William Stoneham Premium Member 2 months ago

    To be politically correct, he’s making a non-account holder bank withdrawal.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  2 months ago

    At least he is still guarding against COVID-19.

    VERY RESPONSIBLE for the safety of others. Puts ME to shame.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Ah vacay in San Fran or NYC?

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