Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 23, 2024

Yeah, about that….

Wait until it’s stuffing time!

You’ll cook well enough, don’t worry.

You’ll learn. And your teacher is hot!

You don’t need to know how to cook, that’s why you have the red button.

I have had button pops at odd times.

Then you are cooked!!!

Don’t worry about it. You’re the star

You will, Butterball… ☺

You will be well done when the button pops.

I don’t trust plastic in ovens – I always take those things out

Don’t worry Turkey. Lil will do the cooking for you

Doesn’t matter anymore. The button is a red flag …!

( now yer done ‘til yer you’re really done )

When you’re hot, you’re HOT!

And you won’t believe the tan you’re gonna get!