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Thinking about a flamingo drumstick, it would be dangerous to people sitting within three feet of you with you swinging that leg bone around, poking them in the head. On the other hand, could you hold the far end of the drumstick and still get the meat end to your mouth?
C 3 months ago
Seasonal fads
blunebottle 3 months ago
Yes, and hurry.
gammaguy 3 months ago
Poor thing. He hasn’t a leg to stand on.
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Do you think you can stand on one leg for long enough to make the disguise work?
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
They would be less interested if you tried losing some weight, too.
poppacapsmokeblower 3 months ago
Thinking about a flamingo drumstick, it would be dangerous to people sitting within three feet of you with you swinging that leg bone around, poking them in the head. On the other hand, could you hold the far end of the drumstick and still get the meat end to your mouth?
oakie9531 3 months ago
smart turkey
cuzinron47 3 months ago
You’ll still be a bird, and it’s not just turkeys that get eaten.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
“No, just the feathers.”
KEA 3 months ago
he should also have his tail feathers removed
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
“just for the next few months, anyway”
thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh!
paullp Premium Member 3 months ago
He doesn’t have his own protective coloring, so . . .
raybarb44 3 months ago
No. A permanent pink full body tattoo…….
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago
Also, do not spread your tail feathers – dead giveaway!!!