Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 30, 2024

These puns are just brutal! (and I adore them)

No Apple cider for him!

Oof! (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

Convoluted Cider Puns Inc.

Floyd’s wife is in prison. Floyd was hoping to get in-cider jail cell.

He was hoping conjugal visit so he could …

Go to Cort,land in jail.

(for those who don’t get the same varieties that we do, cortlands are the best apples I’ve had. Just a little tart, they resist turning brown when sliced, are firm and crisp).

Silly Floyd. He forget to run for Congress first.

Sucks to be an in-cider, donut?

“He got busted for in-cider trading.”

But the fine was trivial. Only one mill for the entire lot.

Floyd had an accomplice; a pear of pilferers.

Hard to fathom.

I bet it was that Cal Vados character that gave him the tip!

The type of so bad it’s good pun Brevity is known for.

just rotten to the core

my favorite cider is Dicksin’s Cider

Brothers?