Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 25, 2024

How dismayingly realistic.

Well, the explanation seems reasonable when you couch it like that.

Sofa so good.

I hope the South Korean President will stop flooding Netflix with soft power attempts (government sponsored TV shows and films), it makes it hard for me and my SO to find new anglophone shows to watch on Netflix.

Charges em rent per hour.

Would you like to hold a clicker?

Try using this imaginary remote.

Sofa King.

Can you give us 30 minutes? If he’s still awake, I’ll take it!

Couch potatoes without a TV or imagining they are watching an invisible TV.

They should also pretend to be eating their TV dinners there.

I guess that’s one of the advantages of being widowed. I don’t have to compromise over what show to watch.

Have you been peeking in our windows?

Well, ok but the stores closing in 20 minutes.

We’re going to pretend Bob is sitting on the remote.

an’ while you’re at it, can you set up a big screen tv for us??

They want matching ottomans also.

an’ can ya gemme a beer?… an’ none a that “lite” cr@p!"