Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 11, 2024

Everything except try to cash your paycheck.

He has the heart of an used car salesman

You’re scum, Hawthorne.

The good news, you’ll get paid regularly, the bad news your salary is two clams per month. (and you have to dig your own clams)

Once again, artificial intelligence collides with natural stupidity.

Good to see they’ve already recovered from yesterday’s splashdown.

For once, Hawthorne is being honest.

Hawthorne, is there no end to your get-rich-quick schemes?

Sounds typical, Blue Collar does the work, CEO gets rich.

What do you call an underwater “gofer”?

“Ernest” :)

Hawthorne after everyone is OK from the splashdown is back to his schemes.

Hawthorne is a typical boss. He delegates all of the work and takes all of the credit and profits, if any.

This is what Elon does every single time. Hint: He’s not the smart guy who actually makes anything work.

I’m glad to see Ernest is up and about again, he looked like he wasn’t going to get back up again in yesterday’s strip.

Yet another business that he’ll have to discontinue for some reason or other.

Hey! I used to have that job!

Hawthorne has always been a big picture sort. Details get filled in by the low wage types.

Ernest has already figured out how Hawthorne works …… :)