Lola by Todd Clark for December 03, 2024

At least his heart is in the right place.

I’m all in favor of harmony.

He still mispronounced it as there was neither an dot under the H nor a C in front of it.

Oy Vey, what do you expect from such a goy. But you could play the harmonica when you are playing with your dreidel. Just don’t eat all the chocolate at one time. You don’t want to be a Zaftig little lady.

It’s a miracle for one holiday.

so… gonna get her a harmonica for hanukkah?

I just checked and Hanukah begins on Christmas this year. Meanwhile the fact that the holiday has over 20 spellings explains part of why he can’t pronounce it correctly. Of course saying “harmonica” is beyond the pale.

Pop Quiz, Sammy:

How many days is Hanukkah celebrated?

I’ll take the harmonica, please.