He sees when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Santa Claus: kindly old elf, or CIA spook?
The Comics Buyers Guide once ran a life-size photo of Santa’s face, meant to be cut out and posted so that it showed him sternly peering through the bedroom window of anyone known to need keeping an eye on.
yoey1957 about 2 months ago
At one time I was told that Santa had a side chick named Phyllis. Phyllis Navidad, or something like that.
Macushlalondra about 2 months ago
Santa sounds like a stalker.
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
At least Santa doesn’t sell it to advertisers
Darryl Heine about 2 months ago
So be good, for goodness sake!
ILoveHistory about 2 months ago
Kinda stalker vibes Santa Claus. If that’s even your real name…..
ajr58(1) about 2 months ago
As Calvin pondered:
He sees when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Santa Claus: kindly old elf, or CIA spook?
Chithing Premium Member about 2 months ago
Check the light fixtures for cameras.
megerkey about 2 months ago
Who do you think marketing got idea from.
aaron1616161 about 2 months ago
What I want to know is, if the advertisers have all our personal info, why do I still get advertisements for things I don’t want?
Jefano Premium Member about 2 months ago
The Comics Buyers Guide once ran a life-size photo of Santa’s face, meant to be cut out and posted so that it showed him sternly peering through the bedroom window of anyone known to need keeping an eye on.
olds_cool63 about 2 months ago
Santa Creep!
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
“…friendly old elf or CIA spook?” – Calvin.
rob.home about 2 months ago
Better than the Futurama Santa.