Forgets snotty one and breengs all yours foods to the Giant Bear God. But waitsaminute he busy right now with cosmic picanic baskets so gives him your foods to one of his representatives on this planet – the bears. Say me a bear so that make me a representative. Okay now not make me waits more now and gimme that basket full of foods and saves thy soul!
SHIVA 3 days ago
Your groveling needs work!!!!
markkahler52 3 days ago
Thou shalt not…well…a whole LOTTA things….
Just_Karl 3 days ago
He’s mad because other gods get sacrificial virgins and all he gets is a dork with a plate of fruit.
Gent 3 days ago
Forgets snotty one and breengs all yours foods to the Giant Bear God. But waitsaminute he busy right now with cosmic picanic baskets so gives him your foods to one of his representatives on this planet – the bears. Say me a bear so that make me a representative. Okay now not make me waits more now and gimme that basket full of foods and saves thy soul!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 days ago
Our political future!
uniquename 3 days ago
You missed the point god. He’s coming to you cuz you do know everything.
Kaputnik 3 days ago
It’s not snottiness. It’s boring knowing everything, and just once he’d like to be surprised.
Godfreydaniel 3 days ago
Instead of one god only, have a few
If you get lucky, one might follow YOU!
HOTLOTUS1 3 days ago
no I don’t think so.
Lablubber 3 days ago
Ever considered that if a god is all powerful they shouldn’t need offerings? Like George Carlin’s musings that god can’t handle money.
wildlandwaters 3 days ago
“and snotty attitude”… LOL!!
Impkins Premium Member 3 days ago
Wait. Is that a Happy Meal? :)