Forgets snotty one and breengs all yours foods to the Giant Bear God. But waitsaminute he busy right now with cosmic picanic baskets so gives him your foods to one of his representatives on this planet – the bears. Say me a bear so that make me a representative. Okay now not make me waits more now and gimme that basket full of foods and saves thy soul!
SHIVA about 2 months ago
Your groveling needs work!!!!
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Thou shalt not…well…a whole LOTTA things….
Just_Karl about 2 months ago
He’s mad because other gods get sacrificial virgins and all he gets is a dork with a plate of fruit.
Gent about 2 months ago
Forgets snotty one and breengs all yours foods to the Giant Bear God. But waitsaminute he busy right now with cosmic picanic baskets so gives him your foods to one of his representatives on this planet – the bears. Say me a bear so that make me a representative. Okay now not make me waits more now and gimme that basket full of foods and saves thy soul!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Our political future!
uniquename about 1 month ago
You missed the point god. He’s coming to you cuz you do know everything.
Kaputnik about 1 month ago
It’s not snottiness. It’s boring knowing everything, and just once he’d like to be surprised.
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
Instead of one god only, have a few
If you get lucky, one might follow YOU!
HOTLOTUS1 about 1 month ago
no I don’t think so.
Lablubber about 1 month ago
Ever considered that if a god is all powerful they shouldn’t need offerings? Like George Carlin’s musings that god can’t handle money.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
“and snotty attitude”… LOL!!
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wait. Is that a Happy Meal? :)