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Forgets snotty one and breengs all yours foods to the Giant Bear God. But waitsaminute he busy right now with cosmic picanic baskets so gives him your foods to one of his representatives on this planet – the bears. Say me a bear so that make me a representative. Okay now not make me waits more now and gimme that basket full of foods and saves thy soul!
SHIVA 3 months ago
Your groveling needs work!!!!
markkahler52 3 months ago
Thou shalt not…well…a whole LOTTA things….
Just_Karl 3 months ago
He’s mad because other gods get sacrificial virgins and all he gets is a dork with a plate of fruit.
Gent 3 months ago
Forgets snotty one and breengs all yours foods to the Giant Bear God. But waitsaminute he busy right now with cosmic picanic baskets so gives him your foods to one of his representatives on this planet – the bears. Say me a bear so that make me a representative. Okay now not make me waits more now and gimme that basket full of foods and saves thy soul!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago
Our political future!
uniquename 3 months ago
You missed the point god. He’s coming to you cuz you do know everything.
Kaputnik 3 months ago
It’s not snottiness. It’s boring knowing everything, and just once he’d like to be surprised.
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Instead of one god only, have a few
If you get lucky, one might follow YOU!
HOTLOTUS1 3 months ago
no I don’t think so.
Lablubber 3 months ago
Ever considered that if a god is all powerful they shouldn’t need offerings? Like George Carlin’s musings that god can’t handle money.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
“and snotty attitude”… LOL!!
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
Wait. Is that a Happy Meal? :)