Close to Home by John McPherson for December 04, 2024

Oh, now you’ve done it kid

Old Scratch has a special place for you, all picked out.

Obviously, he must be punished.

Well, we know where he is going…

Well, that’s going on Yelp!

Uh oh! There’ll be hell to pay.

Don’t blame the messenger (in this case the delivery guy) for the missing condiment.

My guard here is going to give you your tip. In fact, it will be three tips.

Good help is hard to find.

Forgive me, I’m a draftee.

Looks like he’s going to be FIRED!

Bleeb’s back! Just visiting, though.

It’s hell! Of course they got the order wrong!

Franks or Tabasco? I like Franks better myself.

You’ll pay for that Mortal!

It looks a bit like Calgary with all those new Flames. I’m learning Russian after recalling some cold French speech . Je suis frois! XOT…. hot enough yet after the 4th period?

“And now you want a tip? To heaven with you!”

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Beelzegrub.

They don’t need hot sauce there.

They don’t have any right there on hand?

Who can afford it? Tariffs drove up the cost of hot sauce.

Bleeb says wait until they find out he took a bite out of their order! :)

It’s not like he was expecting a tip anyway.

This looks like a god setting for a remake of Some Like it Hot.

Is it ironic that in heII it’s very hot, but also a little chili?

I’m SURE there are MANY StarBux down there!

Hell has better hot sauces anyway. My favorite is the “Sinner Special,” now made with 25% more real sinners!

the hell you say!

Oooh dude better not ask for a tip