When we grew bored at stoplights, et cetera, my ex and I would play a zombie apocalypse game. Using our immediate surroundings, we would make a game-plan for if the zombie’s were attacking us JUST THEN!
Real ninjas don’t swarm. They come in singly looking like normal people and kill you before you realize you are even in danger. Movie “ninjas” are stupid people who think that wearing all black (even a head covering) is a good way to not get noticed and then decide to surround their target and pose for a while before attacking individually so as to give their target the best chance.
I haven’t laughed out loud for years, but thid did it, It’s my (71 yo) story of my life, living with a purtitanical control freak for 45 years, I’m only really interested in all forms of martial arts and weed. I’ve got terminal cancer now, she just got an A+ on her latest checkup up. Life is hell.
Leroy about 2 months ago
“Sure thing. I’m putting you on the schedule to earn a living and take care of all the housework.”
TStyle78 about 2 months ago
Sounds fair
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley about 2 months ago
When we grew bored at stoplights, et cetera, my ex and I would play a zombie apocalypse game. Using our immediate surroundings, we would make a game-plan for if the zombie’s were attacking us JUST THEN!
DM2860 about 2 months ago
Real ninjas don’t swarm. They come in singly looking like normal people and kill you before you realize you are even in danger. Movie “ninjas” are stupid people who think that wearing all black (even a head covering) is a good way to not get noticed and then decide to surround their target and pose for a while before attacking individually so as to give their target the best chance.
ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Women do tend to do all the real work, especially in regards to family and such. Men have jobs, sure, but those are just income sources.
distortion Premium Member about 2 months ago
What about the ninja sloths?
oish about 2 months ago
Shuriken? You can’t be serious!
We are serious, and don’t dodge our shuriken!
aikidoshi about 2 months ago
I haven’t laughed out loud for years, but thid did it, It’s my (71 yo) story of my life, living with a purtitanical control freak for 45 years, I’m only really interested in all forms of martial arts and weed. I’ve got terminal cancer now, she just got an A+ on her latest checkup up. Life is hell.
olds_cool63 about 2 months ago
She’s thinking: “What am I DOING with this loser”?