Kliban by B. Kliban for December 18, 2024

But if you tell kids today, nope they don’t believe you.

It seems these two often enjoyed ‘All Day Suckers’ made with organic leeches. Yum.

“Can you imagine us years from today, sharing a park bench…”

Trump’s FDA will bring all of that good stuff back.

“And we liked it that way!”

Ten miles in the snow, uphill both ways.

I love the smell of Malathion in the morning.

I still remember when I was four or something like that my two older brothers learned some way to make hydrogen gas using draino and filled a balloon with it. They handed it to me lit a piece of paper, and ran off and I stood their like a dope holding it. It ended up singing my eyebrows but I believe my brothers go in an extreme amount of trouble.

Everyone yearns for the good old days, even though they, too, sucked.