Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 01, 2024

Thirdly, is it “Victoria secret” stuff? o_O

I doubt that Queen Victoria herself would want to sample Flo’s cake!

Queen Victoria never amused me…..

Flo really has a right to question him. A saw usually implies labor. Something Andy avoids!

Based on that cloud of smoke, I’d suggest a pick to go after that coal block she’s made….

And the vice to hold it.

Andy’s found Flo’s tool box!

It looks like it’s my turn to mention the appearance of that Pot again.

The pot is back!

I asked at the supermarket, but they don’t have any Victoria sponges.

Reminds me of Johnnys dad cutting the corn bread with a circle saw…..

Sometimes the appropriate tools ARE needed.

I bet she’s using a smoke alarm to tell when it’s done just like my wife used to.

Same place he got his Poplin™ Pocket Fisherman and Boxcar Willie album. An impulse buy infomercial on the telly.

Wonder if Reg Smythe was a lefty. Andy always seems to be.

It’s my miter my dear – it cam from the rose and crown molding

And who told you how to use it.

Careful, Andy — she might use that saw on you.

Actually, a hammer and chisel (or even a jackhammer) might work better.

Andy has been “sawing logs” on that couch for many years.

Be careful Andy, using that saw requires work

Take heart Flo, you can always use the saw to cut Andy in little pieces.

Probably borrowed the saw from Charlie and never returned it

Electric saw unavailable?

Andy’s going to ruin that saw.

Just file off the outer layer. If the inside is raw, bake it again.

Ellie Mae Clampett’s cooking was one of the few things Jethro Bodine would not eat.

After he made some comments about her biscuits she threw one at him & knocked him out cold.