Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 07, 2024

Don’t blow it, Percy.

dayam!

That’s how some folks feel about eating hot chiles.

That is taking self-abuse to the extreme.

401K withdrawal

This gives new meaning to the phrase, “Breaking the Bank.”

He’s gunna blow!

Pork barrel

What are you willing to sacrifice to get to what’s on the inside?

Oh look. A fifty cent piece

He’s about to break the bank.

He’ll go all to pieces over it.

Poor pinky dead and gone

Left me here to sing this song

’Bout a pink little pig with a tummy bomb.

Poor pinky dead and gone.

(with apologies to Robby Krieger and Lead Belly)

Percy did s bang-up job.

An unsafe cracker :-)