Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 07, 2024

That was my first wife’s grandmother’s job. She only spoke Sicilian. I remember enough of the curses to answer scam calls.

I needed one of those earlier today! Had to do my own cussing, and try to get inventive while still paying attention to hanging the lights It distracted me…from truly epic cussing.

I speak fluently cussing in several languaes.

While driving, I saw a sign for a professional Christmas Light hanger.

Well…Then…He is helping.

I not only can read and write cursive, I am also quite effluent in it! 8<)

I don’t need a designated cusser, I do quite nicely on my own!

He swears by the guy.

I prefer to do my cussing myself. Hands-on, so to speak…

When I went to college I did not swear, but one day I banged my toe really hard on an iron bed leg and a friend of my roommate who was there took one look at my contorted face and let out a string of invective that exactly matched my mood. I thanked him when I could speak.

He’s handy to have around the shop to.

You take him golfing with you too?

Reminds me of Boss Hogg (Dukes of Hazzard).

Isn’t there an Alexa skill for that?

Designated Cusser, now that is a job that I would be able to excel at.