We used to have a Pathologist who would terrorize the police recruits when they would attend for an autopsy. He was a world renowned Pathologist, who worked on many very famous cases, and had been my gross anatomy instructor when I was in college, so I knew what was coming and was prepared.
As he began to perform the routine autopsy in front of the police recruits, he picked up a scalpel in his right hand and as he began to make the first incision in the chest cavity, he picked up a sub sandwich in his left hand an took a big bite. 10 seconds later I was the only one in the autopsy room with him. He recognized me and we had a nice friendly chat until the police recruits straggled back in, most of them still pretty green around the gills.
Imagining the jump scare…..okay, it would be fun, but only toward someone who always forgives you. It would be funny if it was done to me, too. I startle easily…..
Maybe 60 years back a guy was hitch hiking from Fredericton to Saint John, in New Brunswick. He’d been stuck at a gas station for quite a while. A hearse stopped at the station and he asked the driver if he could give him a lift to Saint John. He was agreeable but there were only two seats and his partner was in the washroom. He said he could ride in the back, BUT there was a coffin back there. The guy was a little desperate, so he got in the hearse. They were soon on their way. A few miles down the road the hitch hiker stuck his head up and asked if he could get a light (cars still had cigarette lighters then). → The driver’s partner nearly messed himself on the spot!
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
Well wise guy, now you have to change places with him.
Botulism Bob about 2 months ago
He’s lucky the other guy opened the door. Who’d want to be stuck there forever?
DM2860 about 2 months ago
Can’t you take a nap elsewhere
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
It’s not real, he just pretendead.
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
Not a good place for a joke, and if you have to declare it a joke, it isn’t.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
We used to have a Pathologist who would terrorize the police recruits when they would attend for an autopsy. He was a world renowned Pathologist, who worked on many very famous cases, and had been my gross anatomy instructor when I was in college, so I knew what was coming and was prepared.
As he began to perform the routine autopsy in front of the police recruits, he picked up a scalpel in his right hand and as he began to make the first incision in the chest cavity, he picked up a sub sandwich in his left hand an took a big bite. 10 seconds later I was the only one in the autopsy room with him. He recognized me and we had a nice friendly chat until the police recruits straggled back in, most of them still pretty green around the gills.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
It’s time to get cremated.
angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago
Imagining the jump scare…..okay, it would be fun, but only toward someone who always forgives you. It would be funny if it was done to me, too. I startle easily…..
Robert Craigs about 2 months ago
Maybe 60 years back a guy was hitch hiking from Fredericton to Saint John, in New Brunswick. He’d been stuck at a gas station for quite a while. A hearse stopped at the station and he asked the driver if he could give him a lift to Saint John. He was agreeable but there were only two seats and his partner was in the washroom. He said he could ride in the back, BUT there was a coffin back there. The guy was a little desperate, so he got in the hearse. They were soon on their way. A few miles down the road the hitch hiker stuck his head up and asked if he could get a light (cars still had cigarette lighters then). → The driver’s partner nearly messed himself on the spot!