Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for December 05, 2024

I am sure Marvin the Martian might help you!

Where are Duck Dodgers and The Eager Young Space Cadet?? Is there a contract dispute here?

The line about controlling magnetism, of course comes from ’60s-era DICK TRACY!

Magic… use your magic.

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The classic comics update for the 5th is up and running:

Walt and Skeezix work on a little project for the backyard. Avery helps in the most passive-aggressive way possible.

Uh-oh, the moonshine has run out on Horse’s Neck, and still all that distance between him and safe ground. Did anyone happen to invent the parachute?

It looks like George is peddling that news clipping to all customers now, as whatever is contained in a 20-some year old story… the hood must be looking to take whoever he can, for whatever he can get. The timing on a plan like this needs to be precise.

So now it’s more than kind-hearted Slim in on this plot to take care of the Garage squatter? Sarge and Hack ought to know better that to go behind the boss’ back on something like this, Christmas season or not.

Next, they’ll run into Matt Damon and hear 70’s disco songs.

Scram Gravy Ain’t Wavy???? What in the world of terrible comic strips does that even mean?

Notary Sojack! I appreciate the Flakey Foont reference.

The last panel is like a Sunday Family Circus comic strip where the mellonhead kids talk about different quotes but don’t point to who is talking.

Or just “magic” them all home.

And then Rufus and Joel showed up with Becky…

Diet Smith’s favorite saying. And I never believed it.Not ONCE!!

Joel and Ruufy stand to make BIG Bucks on this tow job.

They need Joel, Rufus and Becky.

Jeez-o-pete! Isn’t this storyline over yet…?!

They’re doomed!