Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 13, 2024

Not exercising prevents “mussels” from developing.

Cut your losses, stick a fork in it, and call it done

Looks like an Italian restaurant. And not because of the food.

Lobster Mobster?

they’re just buttering him up…

One of the obscure benefits of a vegan diet.

Many a mobster have died this way. Why don’t they ever die at KFC?

Nah, that’s Joey BagO’donuts getting the Heimlich.

‘’Do I have time for a wafer thin mint?’’

Okay okay….you both can join me…I’ll share….what’s left when I’m done….

And being the Big Kahuna means that someone’s always trying to muscle in on your surf.

………and the winner is??

Surfs him right.

They are just a little overly aggressive with the Heimlich, whether he needs it or not.

Hmmm, I’d hate to pay for that dinner.

“Don’t spill da gravy!”

Always save the negotiations for after dinner.

looks like they’ve got some kinda beef…

“Don’t stop…beli..” “CUT!” “Dang it, now we’ll never know how it ended!”