Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 02, 2025

“Stupor” hero.

That argument won’t get of the ground…

Bail granted on the basis of a power to weight ratio.

And for those of you who asked: this is what ya get when a “Superman” had a kid with a “helicopter mom”…

My bail just went Up, Up, and Away!

What gave it away? Certainly not the super-hero costume!

Nope! It was that Beenie-Cap Copter… dead give away!

Everybody has a Tequila story. I didn’t know Mr. Baldwin knew mine.

Clark had to leave his glasses on to comply with the Baldwin dress code.

Shazam!

Request denied. The risk of him being able to fly is clearly INsignificant:

Is it really a flight when he jumps out a window and he drops 14 stories and goes “SPLAT?”

significant walking risk…

“Up, up, and I’m outta here!”

…..imagine that?

Well, Silly! Just take away his beanie with the propeller on top and there ya go!

Looks like he’s already gone.

I’d like to see THAT fly.

He was charged with violating New Jersey airspace. Thinks he’s a drone.

He’s been eating too many super hero sandwiches.

He also has a case for an insanity plea.

the beanie copter’s a dead giveaway… (an’ if he jumps off a tall building in a single bound, he’ll be, well……)

He’s been accused of existing.

Looks like he might just get an insanity plea.

I laughed so hard even before I read the caption ha ha ha ha