In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 20, 2024

College basketball now has 1 Wolf that became a wolverine in Michigan and 1 Elvis with zero Fears at Oklahoma with only 15 Miles to go to the bench .

What’s next? Maybe someone will want to trade Tears for Fears.

No wonder they went extinct…

“Origin of the MTV 25-point Shot”.

I wanna throw it….nooooo you throw it, no no let HIM throw it….

An upright guy. Chairman of the board.

Who’s going to dunk on that?

Who’d a thunk it. Can’t dunk it. That neck tie is way too high.

Made me laugh. They need a pterodactyl on the team!

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

Kareem needs to teach the mammals how to do a sky hook.

I remember Sigourney Weaver’s no look shot when they were filming Alien Resurrection, nothing but net lol

Throw it to the pterodactyl! He can dunk!

And to increase the degree of difficulty, he eats the balls.

Need a super pogo stick