Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 27, 2024

One of these days, Canada is going to take over the world.

Then you’ll all be sorry.

Have you said your sorries today?

Kids, let this be a lesson to you: Don’t drink and draw.

Just have some coffee. It won’t sober you up, but you’ll be a wide-awake drunk.

OY! She won’t be drinking ’Canadian whisky for much longer….after the tarries kick in….on day one, no less….☹️

Eh?

We Canadians try to be polite even under the most aggravating of circumstances.

So who is going to get up at the crack of dawn to make dinner tomorrow ?

Have your “whiskey,” I’ll stick with whisky. All you in the USA, better stock up on all the Irish and Scottish whisky you can before the tariffs kick in.

I’ll stick with smoking my vice.

That’s not a whisk I’m willing to take

Crown Royal is a favorite of mine, smooth and very mellow, perfect for sipping and unwinding.

better stock up on the Canadian whiskey then, Dave… (and not just becuz of the tariffs! lol!)

So that means all polite Canadians are drunk? (I’ll drink to that!)

But Canadian Thanksgiving was last month.

If Putin’s puppet slaps a 25% tarif on Canada and Mexico US prices on these goods will go up 25%+ As a Canadian I think we should forget USA and do business with Europe and Asia. Prepare for hyper inflation.

How many Polites does it take to screw in a lightbulb …?

I will stick to my single malt whisky. Any whisky with an e is not Scotch.