Strange Brew by John Deering for December 04, 2024

Mere “shell” of former self.

And once again, the turtle WINS by a – “hair! !”

;-)

I see it’s running the Boston Marathon

Who sponsored the hare?

At first, I thought it was a Formula One race!!!

He was such a young tortoise when he started the race.

Formula 1 rocks

Slow and steady. Many a grand valley had been carved out by glaciers.

Nastar?

Nice not to see the Nike swish.

“ Look out, he’s coming right tortoise!!”

I expected the sponsors to be like Pan Am or RadioShack, maybe Blockbuster.

This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles. Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. Sitting on a fence one day, He was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close by. Now this may not seem strange, but when Owl overheard Kangaroo whisper to no one in Particular, "The hare has lost his spectacles, " well, he began to wonder.

The crowd left hours ago.

Shouldn’t he be sponsored by Shell Oil?

There should be a Red Bull sticker for the stunts.