Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 16, 2025

It’s way past time to get past “off springs”.

And they call her “Mommy”.

But only for scientific purposes, of course.

The primary bio-components almost always become defective, mostly around the double digit years. I guess a little more research is needed.

it’s a living…

She is definitely over-qualified.

She’s a hard worker

I enjoyed the manufacture but missed out on the rest due to an angry “ex”.

She’s a goat farmer?

Teacher?

She’s a daughter-ing old fool.

Sounds like dangerous work. I hope you got hazard pay!

I am one of nine so my Mother was in the same line of work. :-)

yeah, my mom used to refer to me that way.

Hired!!

She vowed to continue Dr. Frankenstein’s work.

Ugly bags of mostly water. :)

Nobody is perfect till they write their resume. I’d hire her because of her imagination.

Sorry Ma’am, you’ve come to the wrong place. We’re not kidding around here.

My grand girls are like mini robots. Infinitely trainable. And perpetually powered with self energy.

A job that never ends, but the payment in hugs, smiles and watching them grow, is priceless.

It makes it sound like she wants to harvest her childrens’ organs!