Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for December 13, 2024

I heard the only profession with a lower life expectancy than football players was Kamikaze pilots.

Sometimes, it doesn’t rain but it pours. Tee’s parade didn’t get rained on, it got deluged!

All of that being blamed on football except the pumpkin seeds?

No comment.

Has this hexer ever heard of Pete Reiser?

“My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is to practice,and then practice some more”—-PETE ROSE

Alas,Pete carried that advice into his gambling habit

I’d worry most about that phantom itch.

“Receiver” is misspelled.

Farming is still up there in the stats.