F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 13, 2024

Question: How would you like to be murdered?

What a nice guy.

I had to do this. Then, someone told me what order my brick colors should be in.

But what if you don’t know how to draw?

What color is bored?

Doodle Industries has the best meetings.

“:(“

Is that a good enough drawing to ask a question? Are our client deadlines being pushed back?

He seems like the ‘cool supervisor’.

It was the most “productive” afternoon of the week.

“Johnson, pass around the milk and cookies! Smith, get those carpet squares set out on the floor!”

Pizza or sandwiches? Pop or beer?

and whoever draws the best picture gets theirs posted on the breakroom fridge!

nothing like having a fun day at the office

Be fine with me! I’ve got some comics I’d quite like to draw!!

But make sure that whatever you draw is in the public domain. Universal Syndication won’t pay any copyright fees.

This sounds like one of those tedious team-building exercises that mostly build irritation. I would excuse myself and go get some work done. I might even go to a REAL meeting, if that’s what needed to happen.

That’s the cheapest Christmas office party I’ve ever seen.

I wish more meetings were like that. Like that 30 minute nap from kindergarten, wake up energized and ready to go.