Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for December 09, 2024

He’ll be “fit” for the morgue.

With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction.

Rodney Dangerfield as Thornton Mellon in Back to School

Unfortunately this is pretty typical.

Well, I’ll eat all of them, then. I should live forever!!!

Would you call that a ‘clash diet’?

The state of modern medicine. And the health care industry will have the insurance industry pay for it — if you’re rich and don’t need them to.

I remember joining the work force in 1970 and getting health insurance for the first time. My immediate thought then was this would eventually make health care unaffordable, first for the un-insurable, but eventually for everyone. 50+ years later, prediction spot-on.

Simple as that….you are fixed!!!!!

i’ll have a broccoli donut

and dont forget toilet paper when you get the prescriptions filled