Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 17, 2024

At the end of the day garbage is still garbage

I had a catalog a while ago that offered the option of buying gifts and shipping them directly to the recipient “gift wrapped” in a plastic bag tied shut with a big ribbon. They made it sound like it was a good thing. My first thought was it was a trash bag.

And the STINK will eventually destroy the sinuses.

Wonder what dumpster Agnes will find the festive stickers in.

Actually festive stickers came first the first wrapping papers were tissue with festive stickers to put on them and you had to make your own bows with ribbon

♪♫ “Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la URK!” ♪♫

The wrapping paper industry that figured out how to get just enough paper to cover the cardboard tube.

Trout, you forgot to ask where Agnes got the garbage bag!?! Was it from a dumpster diving expedition?

Granny will haul it out to the curb by mistake

Then we must place an onerous tariff on them!!

I thought gift bags were making gift wrapping obsolete

Agnes needs to keep some of those stickers ready for most things in her life.