Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for December 09, 2024

Does anyone believe that they’re sorry if they don’t get caught?

I’m truly sorry I got caught—- I’ll drive faster next time

All lies, I guess he votes Democrat.

The best way to do that is to not do the crime again.

I didn’t do it.

You can’t prove it.

Nobody saw me.

And anyway, I promise never to do it again.

All are equal under the rule of law. Claim the tRump defense.

We have a place you can stay that will keep you out of trouble.

Is he applying for a Cabinet position?