Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 19, 2024

Today’s background music: “Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me” by Weird Al Yankovic.

Also known as the naughty list.

Partly successful anyway, Horace.

“Can you help this Amazon customer…”

The only ones I’ve been blocking on my phone lately have been dyslexic truck drivers that keep calling me instead of a trucking company with a similar number.

Remember Horace; happiness is a choice, you grieve, you stomp your feet, you pick yourself up and choose to be happy….!

How about a repressive yet mundane quote from the Iron Vest and Texas Ranger historic book collection?

" You are looking rather moribund today. Have you seen Mr. Regret ?"

mean old mister spam getting you down? Buck up buddy

Oh, but the corporations don’t want you to go and do that, Horace! Nobody knows why, because you’d THINK they’d see it as just bad business, but apparently they do! :P

Horace has reached his quote quota.

I’ve found that most of those ‘Hallmark card/Reader’s Digest’ ilk have at the bottom of the page a link that removes me from their mailing list. I remove them, and most vanish.