So…he’s talking on a smart phone- why doesn’t he just get her to download the file?
No egg nog till after delivery, Santa!!!
he’s listless…
you left off the last line, Dave!
He’s making his list,
He’s checking it twice,
He left it at home,
He’s calling his wife…
“Santa Claus is phon-ing it in”
I feel for you, Santa. At your age, I’m sure your memory isn’t what it used to be.
He might be calling his boyfriend. ‘Hon?’
The lyrics people play don’t always match their actual lifestyle.
So much deception, eh?
Yeah, too claus for comfort.
You can bet he won’t forget who was naughty!!!
Pretty funny!
Santa Clause has Alzheimer’s tonight.
He’s lost on his trip
Stopped at a bar where all the girls strip
Put Hersey Kisses in the G-Strings
To leave them a tip.
He sees you when your sleeping
Cause he wonders the neighborhood
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
Cause he’e the window peeper in the neighborhood
Well, it’s very costly and inconvenient to fax the list with no land-line.
This is Claus for concern.
Forget the Mrs. … call gnome …!
To put up with Santa Claus, his wife must be a saint !
The joys of getting old.
It was bound to happen, he’s getting a bit old.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
blunebottle 2 months ago
So…he’s talking on a smart phone- why doesn’t he just get her to download the file?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago
No egg nog till after delivery, Santa!!!
pat sandy creator 2 months ago
he’s listless…
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
you left off the last line, Dave!
He’s making his list,
He’s checking it twice,
He left it at home,
He’s calling his wife…
“Santa Claus is phon-ing it in”
ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago
I feel for you, Santa. At your age, I’m sure your memory isn’t what it used to be.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat 2 months ago
He might be calling his boyfriend. ‘Hon?’
The lyrics people play don’t always match their actual lifestyle.
So much deception, eh?
Zen-of-Zinfandel 2 months ago
Yeah, too claus for comfort.
paranormal 2 months ago
You can bet he won’t forget who was naughty!!!
darcyandsimon 2 months ago
Pretty funny!
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Santa Clause has Alzheimer’s tonight.
He’s lost on his trip
Stopped at a bar where all the girls strip
Put Hersey Kisses in the G-Strings
To leave them a tip.
Santa Clause has Alzheimer’s tonight.
He sees you when your sleeping
Cause he wonders the neighborhood
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
Cause he’e the window peeper in the neighborhood
zeexenon 2 months ago
Well, it’s very costly and inconvenient to fax the list with no land-line.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
This is Claus for concern.
Howard'sMyHero 2 months ago
Forget the Mrs. … call gnome …!
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
To put up with Santa Claus, his wife must be a saint !
Smeagol 2 months ago
The joys of getting old.
cuzinron47 2 months ago
It was bound to happen, he’s getting a bit old.