Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 14, 2024

Tis the season for wishful thinking

Better get your butt to the doorway, if you know what’s good for you

If looks could kill, Wiz would be pinned up against the wall.

The only thing she will be catching in that doorway, is a cold.

She loves you!

With her temper, the heat coming off her head will fry the berries. And since they are considered poisonous, he might get a new recipe for soup at lunch.

Poor Blanche … all she wants is to be loved.

I canceled my subscription the The Blab years ago.

The downside of mistletoe. Of course Blanche is all one big downside.

Spousal abuse jokes are every bit as funny as they used to be. Not at all.