The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2024

The message on the board is missing a period.

Of course she’s late. She took a pregnant pause.

I see it’s womens only. No menses allowed.

The most important “due date” is the one for paying the bill we send you every month.

“Come in. We are just discussing the seminal moments that might affect a complete change in our lives.”

An old joke “Mr. Period”!

dad joke

I remember a line in a movie once, an actress was asked by another actress, “When did you know he was the right man for you?” Here reply was, “When the stick turned blue.”

They’re not off to a good start.

Que the pregnant pause.

Huh? …. oh. OH. Oh dear. And…. groan.

The idea for the support group was conceived of several years ago.

No Trannies allowed, as I see it.

“That’s OK; there’s always womb for one more.”

No matter how close to the line of good taste a comic is, there is always a commenter that will take it beyond.

maybe she’s only a little bit pregnant…