Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 26, 2024

There’s sparkly egg on their faces!

Here’s an easy one, which came first, the egg, or the chicken who laid that particular egg?

Someone had to lay that egg.

Apparently unicorns leave their young to be raised in a barn.

Easter type, maybe?!

Apparently, unicorns hatch from Fabergé eggs.

I remember that we did meet Marigold’s parents when she and Phoebe met them in a story arc from one recent summer. I also remember that Phoebe wrote an essay about her many adventures with unicorns that summer but got a bad mark for it because of the Shield Of Boringness.

Must have been a Fabergé egg.

But aren’t unicorns mammals?

Even eggs have parents!

FABerge egg.

Spontaneous generation.